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dr clump is confused

Posted by DrClump - May 8th, 2021


im still tryna figure out why the santa story or myth exists.


how i see it is, a grown ass FAT man with a shit ton of facial hair who probably is a stinky boi, breaks into homes WITH CHILDREN IN THEM. ONLY THE HOMES WITH CHILDREN. automatically he breaking and entering. and then he leaves little presents for them, for all the good little boys and girls of the world. yeah, and im Chris Hansen with dateline NBC.


and how he go to everyone's house in under ten hours? IS HE STOPPING TIME?? HES STOPPING TIME!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA STOP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!


santa crazy. and he got all these little ppl workin 365 days a year. mmmm i smell slavery. AND THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS THEY GOTTA WEAR THE SAME THING EVERYDAYYYYYYY. THATS TORTURE.


so this is what yall are telling your kids?


*spits on you* discusting


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Well there are a LOT of history behind Santa, mainly he's based on traditions surrounding this historical Saint Nicholas dude, a Greek bishop and gift-giver of Myra. There are also Dutch, Swiss etc. folklore involved and of course western culture made it so popular with it's decorations, gifts, Christmas themed everything literally. I'm hungarian and in our culture christmas is about the birth of Jesus not Santa, of course these western trends reached everywhere in the world so religious people tend to blame they for this (which is kind of true) but yes, I don't fucking understand either Santa. Either he's an alien or he have a fucking STAND like Jotaro or Dio and he's just stopping time whenever he want. But I like the dark stories about him, he's giving gifts to all of the good children of this planet in one night yet he basically holds a slavery to maintain that because these goblins or elfs makes these gifts. Interesting. And there is this Crampus evil monster guy who basically is an Anti-Santa, his task is to beat the bad children but did you see the drawings, illustrations of him? he is literally the devil, I think he eats them and then spit it out.

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING-

What if santa KIDNAPS the bad children and forces them to work all year, making toys for the good kids???? there has to be some type of story where thats relevant.

@MyLambda @doctoRclump97997 I don't know anything like this but it's possible. If you go with this idea of yours then why are these little mans have pointy ears? Because they are illustrated that way.
Maybe Santa is the perfect life form and he can change it at will lol

All that cotton must be itchy as hell.

I KNOW RIGGHTTT