im still tryna figure out why the santa story or myth exists.
how i see it is, a grown ass FAT man with a shit ton of facial hair who probably is a stinky boi, breaks into homes WITH CHILDREN IN THEM. ONLY THE HOMES WITH CHILDREN. automatically he breaking and entering. and then he leaves little presents for them, for all the good little boys and girls of the world. yeah, and im Chris Hansen with dateline NBC.
and how he go to everyone's house in under ten hours? IS HE STOPPING TIME?? HES STOPPING TIME!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA STOP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
santa crazy. and he got all these little ppl workin 365 days a year. mmmm i smell slavery. AND THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS THEY GOTTA WEAR THE SAME THING EVERYDAYYYYYYY. THATS TORTURE.
so this is what yall are telling your kids?
*spits on you* discusting